How to Write a Conservative Activist Email
Posted on March 23rd, 2009
IT IS ALSO A GOOD IDEA TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS CAUSE MOST FOLKS ARE “HARD OF READING” AND YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE IT IS LOUD ENOUGH FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND.
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6 Responses to “How to Write a Conservative Activist Email”
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Stuff From Around Arkansas, March 24 | The Arkansas Project Says:
March 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm[...] True: Fun post from Rep. Mark Martin on how to write a conservative activist e-mail. (Off the Marble) Baker Watch: Eagle-eyed Capitol reporter Rob Moritz spies Sen. Gilbert Baker, a [...]
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Doug Thompson Says:
March 24th, 2009 at 3:20 pmNow THAT was funny.
I have a collection of those myself.
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John Anderson Says:
March 24th, 2009 at 5:21 pmI guess you’ve been getting some emails from some of the same people i get them from.
Nice blog, but there’s something missing.
Mmmmmm……
Oh yeah, a link to our website’s blog!
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JS Says:
March 26th, 2009 at 2:45 pm… funny, sad and true. But the real question is: what can be done to show our fellow conservatives proper e-mail communication on a mass scale?
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John Anderson Says:
March 26th, 2009 at 6:06 pmMan that was quick! LOL. Thanks!
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Louis Rabalais Says:
August 12th, 2009 at 8:45 pmChange!
The present administration has delivered the promised change with H.R.3200. Sometimes change is good.
H.R. 3200 fundamentally changes the way that physicians are educated and practice, legislating to whom, how, when and to what extent. Pharmacies will no longer control their prices competitively. Welcome to $3.14 each for Tylenol, the government “cost control” price. State insurance regulation goes away. Your friendly local insurance agent, usually anxious to help you, because he is a good guy, and wants to keep your business will be replaced by a bureaucrat on a phone conversation that begins with, “Dial 1 for English.” Following that might be something like, “I say you, please for you help.”
Change can be good. We made one in 1791. The Federal Constitution, in Article 6, paragraph 2, containing the addendum gave federal legislation primacy over that of the states. This “Supremacy Clause” gave the Federal Government almost unlimited control.
Constitutional Amendment 10 says: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” We find no reference in the Constitution to the health issues of H.R. 3200, or their prohibition to the states. In instances where the United States has attempted to overextend it’s power, such as H.R. 3200, the Supreme Court of the United States has found in favor of the state, “New York v. United States, 112 S. Ct. 2408 (1992), that Congress may not simply commandeer the legislated and regulatory processes of the states”. Now here’s a change that we can really believe in.
We made a legal change. H.R. 3200 is an illegal change! We know that medical care is not the issue! Even the president, speaking in the early days of August said that the private sector does things much better and efficiently than the government. This is an incredibly complicated, expensive program to lessen the quality of health care. What is the bottom line?
Your congressmen are all sworn to protect and defend the Constitution. Hold them to their oath. Write, fax, e-mail, call or confront them in person until they listen. If they vote for the bill, send a letter to a congressman you trust and ask them to demand the impeachment of the offender, with a list of the charges. If this doesn’t work, get a group, a class action, and have an attorney press charges in the local Federal Court. Don’t give up. Bombard congress now. Press charges later.
If H.R 3200 is passed, bombard your state legislature. They also took an oath to defend the U.S. constitution and the State Constitution. Contact them now; ask that they pass legislation upholding the 10th Amendment to the Constitution. Seven or more states have done that, and twice as many have proposed it.
Remember, the U.S. Constitution and State Constitutions protect you from H.R. 3200. Legally you do not have to submit. Probably all the Federal Government will do is threaten or simply withhold funds from the state. Our money! They have already done this to at least one, but not carried through. We can tell them that we won’t send them any more money. We can legally do that because H.R. 3200 breaches the contract between the states and federal government, the Constitution. The United States may not breach that or any other, by law. “United States v. Winstar Corp. et al. (95-865), 518 U.S. 839 (1996), “the government is governed by the same rules as private parties in breach-of-contract disputes.” Are you starting to like the Supreme Court a little better?
The Uniform Commercial Code and other applicable U.S. statue, applies in this instance saying, “grievously breached contracts are no longer valid”. Legally, you and your state are not a part of the United States of America anymore.
There is little likelihood that the Federal Government will challenge this in the courts because they know that they are wrong and the Supreme Court has ruled against them in every related instance. The government did not propose H.R. 3200 as a constitutional amendment because they know that the people and states would not ratify it.
Feeling like a patriot revolutionary yet? Feeling a little nervous? Consult an attorney. We don’t need to fight them in the streets and fields. We can win the battle in an air-conditioned or heated court room. They have our money to fight us; try not to let them have any more.
We have our lives, states and nation to loose. Untold thousands of Americans have given their blood and lives to protect this nation from the kind of government that this legislation proposes. We can not let these lives go in vain and let them down.
God Bless America
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